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title: 'Ach! My Eyes!'
date: '2003-12-18T00:25:32-05:00'
permalink: /ach-my-eyes/
tags:
    - internets
---

Always on the hunt for a way to be of greater service, [Planned Obsolescence](/) hereby brings you [The World’s Worst Newspaper-Headline Pun Ever](http://www.timesonline.co.uk/printFriendly/0,,1-7-934347,00.html), which, I kid you not, was the teaser above the masthead on the front page of yesterday’s [London Times](http://www.timesonline.co.uk):

SISTERS ARE DOING IT FOR THEIR ELVES.

No, no. Don’t thank me. I’m just happy to share.