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title: 'The Sum Total of My Negative Thoughts Regarding My New iPhone'
date: '2007-12-28T19:06:10-05:00'
permalink: /the-sum-total-of-my-negative-thoughts-regarding-my-new-iphone/
tags:
    - technology
---

1\. Man, do I have some greasy fingers.

2\. I have to take my gloves off to answer the phone? In the snow?

3\. What do you mean there’s no iChat client?