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title: 'I Am Alarmed to No End'
date: '2004-01-05T07:04:53-05:00'
permalink: /i-am-alarmed-to-no-end/
tags:
    - googlings
---

…by the fact that this very site, your own Planned Obsolescence, comes in number 2 in the Google Japan rankings for “[onanism facility](http://www.google.co.jp/search?q=onanism+facility&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&hl=ja&btng=google+??&lr=).”