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title: 'A Dreary Little Tale of the Grocery Store'
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date: '2006-09-17T14:34:59-04:00'
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permalink: /a-dreary-little-tale-of-the-grocery-store/
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- life
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Every once in a great while, I get home from the grocery store and discover that they’ve failed to bag something I bought. It’s always annoying, but never worth returning to the store for whatever it was they left out.
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Today, for the first time ever, I got home from the grocery store with stuff in my bags that I did not buy. Namely, a bottle of organic ketchup and a block of co-jack cheese.
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This doesn’t begin to make things even, though it might have, quite honestly, had I not *purchased a bottle of ketchup of my very own* today. For the first time in at least eight years. On any other trip to the grocery store, a free bottle of ketchup would have been a net condiment addition to my kitchen. Instead, today, it’s free but utterly redundant.
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And this, my friends, is the most bloggable thing that’s happened to me in the last few days.
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