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title: 'Not Bloody Likely'
date: '2002-07-12T06:38:04-04:00'
permalink: /not-bloody-likely/
tags:
- grousing
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Um, hi. Im trying to get an estimate on a small move.
*Where from?*
— New Orleans.
*And to?*
— Southern California.
*How small a move?*
— Im in a small one-bedroom, but its really sparsely furnished. So not much stuff at all. Like Im not even taking my bed, right.
*So…*
— Ive used some online inventories and they estimate that my stuff would come in at around 1500 pounds.
*Lets say 1700, to be safe.*
— Okay…
*So, if thats 1700 pounds… and roughly 1800 miles… lets say 1850 to be safe… and if we add the origin…* \[inaudible mumbling, backed up by the sound of an adding machine\]*… and destination… and* \[inaudible, followed by much production from the adding machine\]*… it comes to right about $1700.*
— Okay, 1700. Thats based on the weight, right? So what if my stuff actually weighs more, or less?
*Oh. No. This is a binding estimate.*
— Based on…? I mean, you havent seen my stuff.
*Yeah, but Im giving you the TPG rate. I could give you the 400N, sure, and then we could deal with the actual weight, but then I wouldnt really be free to discount the price.*
— Mm-hm. And in terms of insurance…?
*The price includes a valuation of 70 cents per pound per article. You can buy more if you want more, up to $2.50 per pound per article. Or you can get replacement coverage, up to $10,000, for $264 for no deductible, or $60 for a $500 deductible.*
— And what are your windows like for pickup and dropoff?
*Weve got a three-day pickup spread. And then theres a five-day transit time. So counting the actual day of pickup as day 1, the dropoff window begins on day 6 and extends to day 18.*
— Uh-huh. Great. Thats what I needed to know.
*Call us back when youre ready to get this started.*